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SPICY DILL PICKLE
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Cannabis-Infused Kettle Chips
Sharp dill pickle flavor with a slow-building heat. Tangy vinegar notes lead, followed by garlic, dill, and a mild spice finish. Bold without being overwhelming.
Flavor profile: Dill, vinegar, garlic, light heat
Best for: Savory snack lovers and repeat edible consumers
Consumption note: Crunchy kettle texture, easy to portion
SEA SALT
Cannabis-Infused Kettle Chips
Clean, simple kettle chips finished with sea salt. Designed for customers who prefer minimal seasoning and a straightforward snack experience.
Flavor profile: Light salt, toasted potato
Best for: First-time savory edible consumers
Consumption note: Neutral flavor that doesn’t overpower
MICHIGAN CHERRY BBQ
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Cannabis-Infused Kettle Chips
A sweet-savory barbecue profile featuring Michigan cherry sweetness balanced with light smoke and tang. Familiar BBQ flavor with a regional twist.
Flavor profile: Sweet cherry, smoke, mild tang
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Best for: Customers who enjoy sweet-savory balance
Consumption note: Classic kettle crunch with layered flavor
MicroDose
NUTTY NEBULAS
Microdose Cannabis-Infused
Candy-Coated Peanut Bites
Nutty Nebulas combine a crisp candy shell with a smooth peanut center. Designed for balanced sweetness and portion-friendly dosing, these are ideal for consumers who prefer nut-based snacks over fruit-forward edibles.
Texture: Candy shell exterior, smooth peanut interior
Flavor profile: Sweet peanut, light chocolate notes
Best for: Customers seeking a familiar, nut-forward microdose option
Why it works: Distinct format from gummies with easy piece-by-piece control
RAINBOW ROCKETS
Microdose Cannabis-Infused
Fruit Bites
Rainbow Rockets deliver bright fruit flavor in a small, portion-friendly format. Designed for easy titration, they provide a balanced fruit-forward edible experience without committing to high-dose servings.
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Texture: Soft chew
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Flavor profile: Assorted fruit blend
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Best for: Social settings or light, controlled sessions
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Why it works: Gradual dosing in a recognizable fruit profile
SOUR RAINBOW ROCKETS
Microdose Cannabis-Infused
Sour Fruit Bites
Sour Rainbow Rockets offer the same microdose structure as Rainbow Rockets, with a sharper, tangy flavor profile. Designed for customers who prefer bold flavor with controlled intake.
Texture: Soft chew
Flavor profile: Sour fruit blend
Best for: Experienced edible consumers who enjoy tart flavor
Why it works: Low-dose flexibility with stronger flavor presence
HOT CHEEZY SNAPS
Low-dose edibles designed for
steady cruising
The Hey! Captain Microdose Line is built for consumers who want more control over their experience. Each product delivers a lower dose per piece, allowing customers to dial in their preferred effect without committing to a high-dose edible, or enjoy more edible flavor with a higher dose.
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What makes Microdose different
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Lower dose per piece
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Easier titration and portion control
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Ideal for social settings or daytime use
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Same Hey! Captain consistency, scaled down
METEOR MINI'S
Microdose Cannabis-Infused
Chocolate Bites
Meteor Minis are small-format infused chocolate bites designed for smooth texture and clean melt. Their size allows for gradual, controlled consumption.
Texture: Smooth chocolate melt
Flavor profile: Classic milk chocolate
Best for: Consumers who prefer traditional chocolate edibles
Why it works: Familiar format with measured dosing flexibility
CHEEZY SNAPS
Low-dose edibles designed for
​steady cruising
The Hey! Captain Microdose Line is built for consumers who want more control over their experience. Each product delivers a lower dose per piece, allowing customers to dial in their preferred effect without committing to a high-dose edible, or enjoy more edible flavor with a higher dose.
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What makes Microdose different
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Lower dose per piece
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Easier titration and portion control
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Same Hey! Captain consistency, scaled down
Original Sweets
RAINBOW ROCKETS
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Freeze-Dried, Cannabis-Infused Fruit Chews
Star Babies are freeze-dried infused fruit chews with a light, airy crunch and quick dissolve. The freeze-drying process removes moisture, creating a crisp texture that breaks down easily while preserving the original flavor profile.
Flavor profile: Sweet fruit
Texture: Light, crisp, fast-dissolving
Best for: Customers who want a recognizable flavor with a lighter mouthfeel
COSMIC CRUNCHERS
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Freeze-Dried, Cannabis-Infused Fruit Bites
Cosmic Crunchers deliver bright fruit flavor with a crunchy texture created through freeze-drying. Each piece dissolves quickly compared to chewy edibles, making them approachable for customers who prefer minimal jaw fatigue or a faster breakdown.
​Flavor profile: Sweet fruit blend
Texture: Crisp and airy
Best for: Customers seeking a fun, crunchy edible experience
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SOUR COSMIC CRUNCHERS
Freeze-Dried, Cannabis-Infused Sour Fruit Bites
Sour Cosmic Crunchers take the same freeze-dried format and add a bold sour profile. The light, crunchy texture pairs with a sharp, tangy finish that sour-loving customers gravitate toward.
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Flavor profile: Sour fruit
Texture: Crisp, melt-away
Best for: Sour fans and experienced edible consumers
Lunar Dust
COSMIC CRUNCHERS
Freeze-Dried Infused Crumbles
Lunar Dust is created from the natural fragments and broken pieces that occur during the freeze-drying and packaging of Hey! Captain’s classic edibles. Rather than discarding these pieces, they are intentionally collected and crushed into Lunar Dust—ensuring no waste in the production process.
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Dip cut fruit in it
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Sodas or other drinks
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Add to recipes
STAR BABIES
Freeze-Dried Infused Crumbles
Lunar Dust is created from the natural fragments and broken pieces that occur during the freeze-drying and packaging of Hey! Captain’s classic edibles. Rather than discarding these pieces, they are intentionally collected and crushed into Lunar Dust—ensuring no waste in the production process.
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Cotton candy makers
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Soda or other drinks
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Crust pies
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Cupcake frosting topper
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Dip cut fruit in it
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The combinations are limitless
MegaDose
MEGADOSE NUGZ
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Dubai White Chocolate Pistachio
MegaDose Nugz – Dubai White Chocolate Pistachio is a high-potency cannabis-infused edible crafted for experienced consumers. Inspired by luxury dessert styling, this confection combines smooth white chocolate with toasted pistachio in a dense, structured format designed to visually resemble cannabis flower.
The appearance is novelty-driven. The infusion is precise. The formulation is lab-tested and consistent.
Dank Dots
BUTTER PECAN
Freeze-Dried Cannabis-Infused
Ice Cream Bites
Creamy butter pecan flavor with toasted nut notes and a light crunch. Balanced and rich without being overly sweet.
Flavor profile: Creamy butter, toasted pecan
Texture: Light, crisp
Best for: Customers who prefer nutty, layered flavors
KEY LIME
AWARD WINNING
Freeze-Dried Cannabis-Infused
Ice Cream Bites
Dank Dots are freeze-dried infused ice cream bites that deliver rich flavor in a light, crunchy format. The freeze-drying process removes moisture, creating an airy texture that dissolves quickly while preserving the original ice cream flavor.
Unlike traditional frozen desserts, Dank Dots are shelf-stable and easy to portion, offering a unique edible experience that stands apart from gummies, chocolates, and baked goods.
SALTED CARAMEL
Freeze-Dried Cannabis-Infused
Ice Cream Bites
Rich caramel sweetness balanced with a subtle salty finish. Smooth, dessert-forward flavor with a crisp, airy texture that breaks down quickly.
Flavor profile: Sweet caramel, light salt
Texture: Crunchy, melt-away
Best for: Customers looking for a classic dessert-style edible
Topical Balm Stick
ROOTED REMEDY
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Topical cannabis-infused balm
Rooted Remedies Remedy Rub is a cannabis-infused topical formulated for localized application. Designed to be applied directly to targeted areas, Remedy Rub absorbs smoothly without heavy residue.
This product is part of the Rooted Remedies line, created to deliver focused, purpose-driven formulations while maintaining the strength and consistency Hey! Captain is known for.
Key features
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Topical use only
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Non-intoxicating when used as directed
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Designed for localized application
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Proprietary Essential Oil Blend
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Smooth, non-greasy texture
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Award Winning Formula
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Infused with Arnica, Ginger and Cayenne
Smokeables
1G ROSIN
Solventless Cannabis Concentrate
Hey! Captain 1G Rosin is a solventless cannabis concentrate produced by applying heat and pressure to premium cannabis material to extract the plant’s natural oils. This process preserves the natural terpene and cannabinoid profile of the source material, delivering a clean, flavorful concentrate.
Rosin is valued by many consumers for its purity and traditional extraction method, relying only on pressure and temperature — no solvents.
DOG WALKERS
Infused Flower Pre-Roll Collection
Dog Walkers are a curated box of infused flower pre-rolls designed for convenience, sharing, and portability. Each pre-roll combines premium flower with high-quality bubble hash for a more robust smoking experience.
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The compact format makes them easy to take along for social sessions or short breaks — delivering consistency and elevated flavor in a controlled portion size.
1G FULL FLOWER PRE-ROLLS
Premium Ground Flower
Hey! Captain 1G Full Flower Pre-Rolls are crafted using carefully selected cannabis flower, ground to an ideal consistency for an even burn and smooth draw. Each pre-roll is packed with full flower — never trim — providing a consistent, flavorful smoking experience.
Designed for convenience and reliability, these pre-rolls are perfect for consumers who want the full flower experience without the preparation.
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