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Meet the Big Gretch Smokes Mids Hoodie—the high quality, heavy weight fleece statement piece for anyone choosing humor over the hurt of a 24 percent “scapegoat tax.” Soft, durable, and built for Michigan weather, this hoodie delivers warmth and perfectly calibrated sarcasm. 

 

Subtle enough for everyday wear, bold enough to get a knowing nod from anyone in the cannabis industry. Slip it on, exhale the stress, and remember: sometimes the only thing stronger than the tax… is the community.

Meet the Big Gretch Smokes Mids Hoodie

SKU: h2000
$40.00Price
Sales Tax Included |

Buy 3 or more items, get 10% off

Quantity
  • Our Hoodies go with EVERYTHING!  So soft you’ll wonder why everything isn’t cut from our cloth!  Only 50 are available before we change the design–grab em while you can!

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WARNING: USE BY PREGNANT OR BREASTFEEDING WOMEN, OR BY WOMEN PLANNING TO BECOME PREGNANT MAY HAVE FETAL INJURY, PRETERM BIRTH, LOW BIRTH WEIGHT, OR DEVELOP MENTAL PROBLEMS FOR THE CHILD.

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