High Quality, Heavy Cotton, Zero Chill
For days when subtlety just isn’t in your emotional toolkit, the Hey! Captain “Fuck Your Gummies” T-Shirt delivers the message loud, clear, and fully engulfed in comic-book chaos. Featuring a blazing skeleton on its knees flipping off the world with absolute conviction, this tee pairs unapologetic attitude with the declaration that you ride with the Captain. Printed on a high-quality, heavy cotton shirt, it’s durable, comfortable, and built for anyone who prefers their humor dark and their statements as straightforward as they get.
Wear it when you’ve hit your limit—tough gummies, tough shit, and everyone testing your patience. Hey! Captain makes shirts for every vibe, especially the ones that come with smoke. Our designs bite back harder—just like our edibles.
Hey! Captain “Fuck Your Gummies” T-Shirt
Buy 3 or more items, get 10% off
Our TShirts go with EVERYTHING! So soft you’ll wonder why everything isn’t cut from our cloth! Only 50 are available before we change the design–grab em while you can!
